*tells a fact* I’m Not Wrong

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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erinmccomics

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

erinmccomics

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I’ve never seen so much discourse about horse-and-people hair products but please know that your comments have absolutely made my day

knitordeath

Look its safe for horses, cats, dogs, AND HUMANS. SAYS SO ON THE OFFICIAL WEB SITE. Also they do make a formula specifically for humans, that’s how often people have been using the horse product in their hair.

doctor-jonathan-strange

Better than taking horse dewormer for covid at least

crazy-pages

This post inspired me to get Mane ‘n Tail hair products, and sweet mercy they are the first thing I have ever found to be able to manage my thick ass hair. Thank you so much.

Also don’t take horse dewormer, please.

blackfeathers17

I had my mother using Cowboy Magic detangler on me for as long as I had long hair. That shit is amazing. Used it on my horses too.

vwildmage
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unpretty

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

guyalice

I have never before heard of Everett True, but if he “regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude,” I have a strong spiritual connection with him.

froginakettle

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hotcocoachia

I fucking love him

jdillustratesnonsense

i can imagine this guy’s voice very clearly in my head but i couldn’t put a name to it 

iamtypinglike98madmen

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He also jabs racists in the eye!

tumblunni

I love the justice grandpa of fists

cursedcharley

I’m very lucky to own a book that’s a collection of most of these comics (sadly not all of them) and would highly recommend hunting these down if you can. Sorry for the lack of a scanner but phone photos will just have to do.

He was a enjoyable cuss who didn’t care for war mongering.

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Especially profitable war mongering and excuses for it!

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He certainly didn’t like selfish husbands and fathers!

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Politicians who turned on their words once they got theirs weren’t safe.

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He said fuck the police!

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He absolutely didn’t like people ruining little things for kids.

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He stood up for foreigners. Especially those doing their best to communicate with limited second language knowledge.

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He was not having any tomfoolery when it came to gun safety and laws. Especially with youth involved.

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You had better not abuse a animal with him nearby. He’d right that wrong real quick!

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And best of all him and his wife were both prickly cusses together. Relationship goals.

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biglawbear

I have a new role model

briarchubnj

😍

runcibility

“justice grandpa of fists”

arquus-malvaceae

It’s nice to see a fat dude in a political cartoon that’s NOT being used as shorthand for greed and corruption.

mummified-priest

Hes like the personification of motherfucker unlimited

bogleech

Reblogging this newer version of this thread with so many more strips I haven’t seen…why did this character ever disappear. Where did you go, Everett.

tramampoline

we need him more than ever…

sarabeth72

Grandpa Fuck Around & Find Out. Love him.

fantasypuppy
conquerorwurm

I wonder if many other people listen to music and imagine intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scenes with their favorite characters, or if I just have too much time on my hands

krockafella

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descendantofthesparrow

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Originally posted by curator-at-large

edream93

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Originally posted by feaenor

whatisthisplaceidonteven

Do any of you guys have the experience where you’re listening to a song you haven’t heard in years, and suddenly you remember the intense, dramatic, emotional movielike scene you once dreamt for the characters of whatever was your favorite work at the time to go along with that song? And you haven’t thought about those characters in literal years, but now you’re remembering what they meant to you and the good times you had in that fandom, and even though you’ve since moved on you feel such wistful fondness for the person you used to be?

borgertime

Fucking yes

thelockenessmonster

IT’S NOT JUST ME BEING WIERD,??,?????,,?,?

counterattacker

Oh, a callout post for me?

your-favorite-slinky

*raises both hands*

fantasypuppy

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Originally posted by razle-dazle

My people~

blackfeathers17

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Originally posted by whencookiesscream

ITS NOT JUST ME???? I HAVE PEOPLE?!?!?? IM SO HAPPY??!?!